I hop e I won’t be one of those cliché Fashion bloggers who keep telling you “a Peplum dress is best accessorized with a Pencil skirt…” coz that way. I’ll wind up sounding like that lady for the Woolworths style tips (her voice+ the music in the background=Major Soporific catastrophe), and besides, don’t we have enough of those?
I also hope I won’t be the kind of blogger who will bore your keester with stories nobody really gives a rat’s ass about (I hear my colleagues in the background saying “good luck with that” because, Honest to a Deity I’m afraid of pissing off, I am the biggest rambler to have ever walked the maze that is life)
Also, I hope, hope, hope ( I’s sayin this with the utmost sincerity) that I don’t become a blogger so hateful and negative that I’ll leave people wondering, “daddy rape you much?” (I wonder the same thing with the Media Madness people…)
Anyhu, welcome to Trendmill, tea and scones to the left, leave all your acrylic weaves and Chinese g-star knock offs at the door, I’m your host, IWishTo-Waitforit- RemainNameless , and everything else with me is on a need to know basis…